Detonation Racing for PC and Mac

1. Yep, you can definitely play online against other monsters, there’s a great big career mode full of cool challenges that I personally designed, and you can play against your family and friends.

2. Driving a racing car round an exploding race track is a pretty hazardous thing to do.

3. Who writes this stuff? It’s still quite like other racing games to be honest, you drive a car, you go fast.

4. Anyway, someone seems to have written some kind of brochure for this thing, so I’m just going to read from that now.

5. “Experience edge-of-your-seat arcade racing in a world rigged to explode.

6. Let’s be real, the whole thing is extremely hazardous.

7. How many is a ‘mountain’ though? I reckon they’re trying to hide something.

8. I don’t really know what that means, but it sounds pretty impressive, you have to admit.

9. “A pick-up-and-play, action-packed experience.

10. To be frank, they’re just repeating themselves here.

11. Is that a lot? They seem to think it’s a lot.